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Yo mama has
- one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much hair on her upper lip, she braids ... Read the whole joke
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Yo mama in an elevator
- Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.... Read the whole joke
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Yo mama is so bald
- Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help! Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind Yo mama so b... Read the whole joke
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Yo mama is so dark
- Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate ... Read the whole joke
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Yo mama is so dirty
- Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean. Yo mam... Read the whole joke
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| 6 |
Yo mama is so fat
- Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama so fat her nickna... Read the whole joke
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yo mama is so fat.. lost
- Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost... Read the whole joke
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| 8 |
yo mama is so fat.. neck
- Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.... Read the whole joke
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yo mama is so fat.. shovel
- Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.... Read the whole joke
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yo mama is so fat... driveway
- Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.... Read the whole joke
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| 11 |
yo mama is so fat... restaurant
- Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.... Read the whole joke
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| 12 |
Yo mama is so fat.....website
- Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it's own website.... Read the whole joke
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| 13 |
Yo mama is so flat
- Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book! Yo mama so flat ... Read the whole joke
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| 14 |
Yo mama is so greasy
- Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco! Yo mama so grea... Read the whole joke
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| 15 |
Yo mama is so hairy
- Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwhe... Read the whole joke
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| 16 |
Yo mama is so lazy
- Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. Yo mama so lazy she's... Read the whole joke
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| 17 |
Yo mama is so nasty
- Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach. Yo ... Read the whole joke
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| 18 |
Yo mama is so old
- Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama so old her social security numbe... Read the whole joke
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| 19 |
Yo mama is so poor
- Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she sa... Read the whole joke
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| 20 |
Yo mama is so short
- Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisenc... Read the whole joke
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| 21 |
Yo mama is so skinny
- Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spande... Read the whole joke
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| 22 |
Yo mama is so stupid
- Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (... Read the whole joke
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| 23 |
Yo mama is so tall
- Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon. Yo mama so tall she tripped in... Read the whole joke
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| 24 |
Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
- Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.... Read the whole joke
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yo mama so fat.. band..
- Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!... Read the whole joke
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