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5 drinks
- A well dressed gentlemen enters the bar of a five star restaurant, sits at the bar and orders four v... Read the whole joke
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A completely inebriated man was stumbling down...
- A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in ... Read the whole joke
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A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way...
- A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled hi... Read the whole joke
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A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut...
- A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It is raining heavily and ve... Read the whole joke
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A drunk staggered into a cemetery and...
- A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon a second drunk stagg... Read the whole joke
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A fellow decides to take off early from work...
- A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, ... Read the whole joke
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A horrible tragedy
- A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.Approaching the friend he comments, "Yo... Read the whole joke
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A man had been drinking at the bar for hours...
- A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout his girlfriend being o... Read the whole joke
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A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested...
- A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came along. Pizza thought:... Read the whole joke
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A rather novel way to...
- A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out the fr... Read the whole joke
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A somewhat drunk man feels a...
- A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says,"Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass.... Read the whole joke
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A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked...
- A visiting conventioneer from Saskatchewan walked into a bar in Greenwich Village and sat next to a ... Read the whole joke
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A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog...
- A woman goes into a bar with a little Chihuahua dog on a leash.She sits down at the bar next to a dr... Read the whole joke
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After a long pubcrawl...
- After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen. Since they can't come t... Read the whole joke
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ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
- "ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"So what ? Who's in a hurry ?... Read the whole joke
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At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy...
- At 3 am a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a drunk guy askingwhat time the bar opens. "It open... Read the whole joke
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Clearing it
- A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting near him that he can fart ... Read the whole joke
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Drinking problem
- Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford: The hell you don't!Mongo... Read the whole joke
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Drunk walks into elevator...
- Drunk walks into elevator, no elevator there, falls five stories down, lands on the bottom. Lies the... Read the whole joke
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How can you tell?
- "Old Jethro's next door's a-makin' moonshine again." the wife told her husband."How can you tell ?" ... Read the whole joke
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It's a ladybug
- A customer was sitting in a bar having a few drinks when he noticed a tiny little spot on the wall t... Read the whole joke
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Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop...
- Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a manual rotisserie. A dr... Read the whole joke
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Lost all my luggage
- McAteer arrived at J.F.K. Airport and wandered about the terminal with tears streaming down his chee... Read the whole joke
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Out of the Greek Myths
- The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown a party for a pair of ... Read the whole joke
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Sign of drinking problem
- Sign of drinking problem...You shout, "I'm not as think you drunk I am."Sent by JC... Read the whole joke
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