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A final diagnosis
- |Thought I'd let my doctor check me,'Cause I didn't feel quite right. . .All those aches and pains a... Read the whole joke
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A Senior Citizen
- |I am a senior citizen...- I'm the life of the party... even when it lasts 'till 8pm.- I'm very good... Read the whole joke
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| 3 |
An ode to old age
- |There's quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn't begin at 40. That's a big... Read the whole joke
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| 4 |
Automotive horror
- |As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife'... Read the whole joke
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| 5 |
Bathroom troubles
- |Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, "Fellas, I got real pr... Read the whole joke
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| 6 |
Do you know me?
- |A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly... Read the whole joke
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| 7 |
Eating some peanuts
- |There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care of him. So the family decided... Read the whole joke
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| 8 |
Finding a house
- |Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell she h... Read the whole joke
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| 9 |
Florida driver's license!
- |I've sure gotten old. I've had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate... Read the whole joke
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| 10 |
Getting old when
- |You know you're getting older when...Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't wor... Read the whole joke
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| 11 |
Good & bad news
- |An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news... Read the whole joke
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| 12 |
Grandma changed
- |In the dim and distant pastWhen life's tempo wasn't so fast,Grandma used to rock and knit,Crochet, ... Read the whole joke
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| 13 |
Guaranteed visits
- |An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told he... Read the whole joke
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| 14 |
Handling teens
- |A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the fi... Read the whole joke
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| 15 |
Hard of hearing
- |Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.One remarked to the... Read the whole joke
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| 16 |
Horse or chicken?
- |A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he wen... Read the whole joke
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| 17 |
How old are you?
- |A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing ho... Read the whole joke
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| 18 |
How you earned it
- |A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest ... Read the whole joke
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| 19 |
I am not forgetful
- |Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself wit... Read the whole joke
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| 20 |
I have bad news
- |The doctor tells his patient: "Well I have good news and bad news..." The patient says, "Lay it on ... Read the whole joke
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| 21 |
I'm over the hill
- |We're over the hill but don't feel sadThis side of the hill ain't all that bad.So give us "five" an... Read the whole joke
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| 22 |
Movies changed
- |For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a... Read the whole joke
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| 23 |
New hearing aid
- |Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went to the doctor... Read the whole joke
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| 24 |
No Peer Pressure
- |A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about be... Read the whole joke
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Ode to cranky men
- |I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my mind,Quite blank as... Read the whole joke
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