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A lecture about English
- |A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A doubl... Read the whole joke
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Alphabet letters
- |How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel ... the angels did say...E.T. wen... Read the whole joke
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Amazing Anagrams
- |Amazing Anagrams Dormitory == Dirty Room Desperation == A Rope Ends It The Morse Code == Her... Read the whole joke
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Canada America
- |An American will say, "Hot day!" A Canadian will say, "Hot day, eh?" meaning "It's a hot day, isn't... Read the whole joke
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Canada language
- |How you can spot a Canadian, eh? -Don McGillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers)How do y... Read the whole joke
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Creative wording
- |BEING CREATIVE WITH TROUBLESOME KIN You are working on your family genealogy and for sake of exampl... Read the whole joke
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English language
- |The English LanguageHave you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?Le... Read the whole joke
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Europe English
- |The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official langua... Read the whole joke
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Poem of English
- |Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like co... Read the whole joke
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Quips & quotes
- |Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.... Read the whole joke
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Santa's Helpers?
- |Q: What do you call Santa's Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!... Read the whole joke
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Santa's Wife
- |Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.... Read the whole joke
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Spelling checker
- |Eye Halve a Spelling ChequerEye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt plainly marques f... Read the whole joke
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Stop redundancy
- |The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided n... Read the whole joke
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Tips to improve your writing
- |1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.3. Employ the ... Read the whole joke
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