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A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India...
- A British Army colonel was reviewing the troops in colonial India.One man he passed sported an enorm... Read the whole joke
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A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years...
- A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert never having seen a woman... Read the whole joke
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A dog for a wife
- It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it was guard duty.A General... Read the whole joke
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A drill instructor at Airborne school was...
- A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making a proper jump. H... Read the whole joke
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A gentler way
- At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,"Platoon, atten-HUT! Private Martinez,... Read the whole joke
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A good idea
- Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy... Read the whole joke
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A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier...
- A recruit who wasn't really meant to be a soldier went out to the rifle range for the first time. He... Read the whole joke
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A sailor and a marine are taking a piss...
- A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The marine finishes first and wash... Read the whole joke
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A young soldier was making his first parachute jump...
- A young soldier was making his first parachute jump.The corporal explained the procedure "You count ... Read the whole joke
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A young, freshly minted lieutenant...
- A young, freshly minted lieutenant was sent to Bosnia as part of the peace keeping mission. During a... Read the whole joke
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As a sergeant in a parachute regiment...
- As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises. Once, I was seat... Read the whole joke
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At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer...
- At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the... Read the whole joke
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British Military Officer Fitness Reports
- British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR's (officer fitness reports).... Read the whole joke
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By definition
- A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the urinal, when a young boy wal... Read the whole joke
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Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone...
- Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn't havechange for a dollar. He saw Private Duncan... Read the whole joke
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During an Army war game...
- During an Army war game, a commanding officer'sjeep got stuck in the mud. The C.O. saw some menloung... Read the whole joke
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During the Six Day War...
- During the Six Day War, this division of Arabs is making its way across the burning desert sands tow... Read the whole joke
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During the Vietnam war...
- During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back during a really fierce b... Read the whole joke
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During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down...
- During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuc... Read the whole joke
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Following some duty overseas, the officers...
- Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home party and dance ... Read the whole joke
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Good sales strategy
- Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their governme... Read the whole joke
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It was the age when knighthood was in flower...
- It was the age when knighthood was in flower.A young lady was pounding away at a piece ofiron with a... Read the whole joke
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MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON
- MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON-- written from Centr... Read the whole joke
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Red shirt
- Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew werein danger of being boarded... Read the whole joke
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Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant...
- Shortly after being assigned to a new base, a Lieutenant and his wife were invited to the Colonel's ... Read the whole joke
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