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12 Shots
- A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender... Read the whole joke
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25 signs you've had too much to drink
- Please try the following:... Read the whole joke
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3 Vampires in Bar
- Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,"I'd like a pint of blood." The ... Read the whole joke
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A bet made at the local bar
- |A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in t... Read the whole joke
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A brain goes to a local bar
- |A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please."The barman looks at him and sa... Read the whole joke
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A drunk orders himself a beer
- |A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats h... Read the whole joke
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A golf club visits a local bar
- |A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.The barman refuses to ser... Read the whole joke
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A man takes the ferry home from work
- |John Smith lived in Staten Island, New York and worked in Manhattan. He had to take the ferryboat h... Read the whole joke
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A neutron at a bar
- |A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How... Read the whole joke
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A nun arrives at the local bar
- |John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good ab... Read the whole joke
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A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
- |A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes t... Read the whole joke
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A seal visits a local bar
- |A seal walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender asks the seal, "What's you... Read the whole joke
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A very depressed man
- |There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour. Then... Read the whole joke
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Arriving home very drunk
- |A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the ... Read the whole joke
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Bad luck finding a place to hide
- |A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey y... Read the whole joke
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beer and a box
- A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a small cardboard box on the bar, and o... Read the whole joke
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Big 10 Inch
- Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a cigar but he didn't have a lighter s... Read the whole joke
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Cow Pat Lip Gloss
- An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local sheriff watched from his cha... Read the whole joke
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Does your dog bite?
- |A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?""No... Read the whole joke
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Driving home very drunk
- |It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a st... Read the whole joke
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drunk guy and the nun
- There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I mean really, really, really drunk. When ... Read the whole joke
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Female hormones in beer
- |Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormo... Read the whole joke
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Flush
- A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling... Read the whole joke
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Free drinks for everyone
- |One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender: "Drinks for all on me incl... Read the whole joke
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Furniture salesman
- Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, "Man! If I don't move some fur... Read the whole joke
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