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A bus station is where a bus stops...
- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain stops. On my desk, I have a work... Read the whole joke
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A customer sent an order to a distributor...
- A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling a great deal of money.... Read the whole joke
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A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has...
- A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work. The little girl asks, "I s... Read the whole joke
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A man goes to his bank manager and says...
- A man goes to his bank manager and says "I'd like to start a small business how do I go about it?"Th... Read the whole joke
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A man was being interviewed for a job...
- A man was being interviewed for a job. "Were you in the service?" ask the interviewer. "Yes, I was a... Read the whole joke
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A man was interviewing for a sales representative...
- A man was interviewing for a sales representative. One candidate wouldhave been ideal for the positi... Read the whole joke
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A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing...
- A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potentialemployee's application and notices that... Read the whole joke
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A middle manager is called into his bosses office...
- A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is told he has to get rid o... Read the whole joke
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A responsible applicant
- Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible." Applicant: "I'm the one you... Read the whole joke
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A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him...
- A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing... Read the whole joke
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A small analogy
- Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It's done on a very high level.There's a ... Read the whole joke
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A succession of generations
- The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay for long hours. T... Read the whole joke
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A suitable transplant
- A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their hands and knees in one of the... Read the whole joke
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A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste...
- A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins to feel sick a... Read the whole joke
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A very modest lady applied for a job...
- A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made "Tickle me Elmo dolls". It was... Read the whole joke
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A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day...
- A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him wit... Read the whole joke
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An accountant is having a hard time sleeping...
- An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor."Doctor, I just can't get to... Read the whole joke
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As the end of the day drew near...
- As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly hired assistant into his of... Read the whole joke
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BOSSES & TECHNOLOGY
- BOSSES & TECHNOLOGYBoss: "My laptop computer is locked up. Can you help?"Dilbert: "Remember you h... Read the whole joke
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Brain or muscles?
- The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of s... Read the whole joke
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Corporate Christmas
- ***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY***************... Read the whole joke
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Did you hear about the welfare doll?
- Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn't work.... Read the whole joke
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Does anyone know what would happen if the earth...
- Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit does today ??We would... Read the whole joke
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Doing the job right
- Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job ... Read the whole joke
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Downsizing
- Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time of down-sizing. K... Read the whole joke
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