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Drown my troubles
- I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can't get my wife to go swimming!... Read the whole joke
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Environment
- The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. ... Read the whole joke
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Escalators
- An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator temporari... Read the whole joke
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Gas Station
- Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso gas station.This irishman came on to d... Read the whole joke
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Gas Stations
- Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George Carlin... Read the whole joke
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HMO
- My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It's a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman... Read the whole joke
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Inflatable high heels
- I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date butunfortun... Read the whole joke
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IRS
- The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under the new... Read the whole joke
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Marmite Competition
- I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won a years supply of marmite.....one ja... Read the whole joke
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My Dog
- Having a dog is great, it's just the 'dog people' that freak me out. "Oh, look at her, she's preciou... Read the whole joke
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Paddy
- I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me one day and told me he was going to ... Read the whole joke
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Pray for a bike
- When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But then I realised that the lord doesn't work that ... Read the whole joke
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Protesting
- I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg... Read the whole joke
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Psychic Phenomena
- Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja day: the strange feeling that none o... Read the whole joke
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Surgery
- I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did it as a warning to the other ... Read the whole joke
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Taxes
- The IRS says they can't give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they don't have addresses fo... Read the whole joke
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THe guy who invented the hokey pokey's funeral
- eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey's funeral. It was a weird funeral. F... Read the whole joke
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Trick or Treat
- I never actually grapsed the whole "Trick or treat" ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable chi... Read the whole joke
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