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A walking economy
- |This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He says to this friend, "I'm... Read the whole joke
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Accountant and farmer
- |A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of sheep. St... Read the whole joke
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Accountant in Heaven
- |An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is amazed to see a happy cro... Read the whole joke
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An economist's logic
- |A party of economists was climbing in the Alps . After several hours they became hopelessly lost. O... Read the whole joke
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An economist's speech
- |The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation in Washingto... Read the whole joke
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Bad Japanese economy
- |According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If anythi... Read the whole joke
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Bank customer service
- |"I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and a... Read the whole joke
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Bosses versus workers
- |When I take a long time, I am slow.When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.When I don't do i... Read the whole joke
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Businessman is dying
- |A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, "Bill, I want you to promise me that when... Read the whole joke
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Buying your ticket
- |Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the t... Read the whole joke
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Catching a criminal
- |"Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts to calculate ... Read the whole joke
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Counting some sheep
- |An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go to see his doctor. "Doctor, I ... Read the whole joke
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Daughter in college
- |Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daug... Read the whole joke
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Did you pay taxes?
- |A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to review his rec... Read the whole joke
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Dinosaurs are talking
- |Dinosaur #1: "How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?" Dinosaur #2: "What is an ... Read the whole joke
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Economics astrology
- |An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, "Astrolog... Read the whole joke
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Economics ruins life
- |Economics is ruining your life when...- I tried to calculate my 3 year old son's discount rate by s... Read the whole joke
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Economics textbooks
- |Ten things to do with a graduate Economics textbook1. Press pretty flowers. 2. Press pretty insects... Read the whole joke
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Economist Valentines
- |Top economist Valentine's Day cards4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without a corr... Read the whole joke
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Economists in parades
- |There is also a joke about the last Mayday parade in the Soviet Union.After the tanks and the troop... Read the whole joke
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Equation of earnings
- |The EquationEngineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now a ri... Read the whole joke
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Fake two dollar bill
- |On my way home from the second job I've taken for the extra holiday cash I need, I stopped at Taco ... Read the whole joke
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Finding accountants
- |A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "D... Read the whole joke
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Half a year to live
- |A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to live.The doctor advises her to marry... Read the whole joke
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Hiring an accountant
- |Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job. The company bo... Read the whole joke
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