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House explosion
- You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it's whe... Read the whole joke
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Redneck centerpeice
- You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a ... Read the whole joke
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Redneck house
- You might be a redneck if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign still on it.... Read the whole joke
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Redneck's last words
- What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?"Hey ya'll. Watch this!"... Read the whole joke
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Star bangled banner
- You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start... Read the whole joke
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Star spangled banner
- you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the star spangled banner is "gentlemen start ... Read the whole joke
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Still in the family
- You might be a redneck if you've been married three timesand still have the same in-laws.... Read the whole joke
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| 8 |
You might be a redneck if... bowling
- You've ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.... Read the whole joke
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| 9 |
You might be a redneck if... christman
- You've ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.... Read the whole joke
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| 10 |
You might be a redneck if... girlfriend
- You've ever spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.... Read the whole joke
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| 11 |
You might be a redneck if... highschool
- Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.... Read the whole joke
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| 12 |
You might be a redneck if... in bed
- You've ever used lard in bed.... Read the whole joke
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| 13 |
You might be a redneck if... meat
- You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'oeuvre.... Read the whole joke
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| 14 |
You might be a redneck if... possum
- There is a stuffed 'possum mounted anywhere in your home.... Read the whole joke
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| 15 |
You might be a redneck if... reunion
- The highlight of your family reunion was your sister's nude dancing debut.... Read the whole joke
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| 16 |
You might be a redneck if... rich relative
- Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.... Read the whole joke
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| 17 |
You might be a redneck if... shirts
- You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.... Read the whole joke
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| 18 |
You might be a redneck if...beer
- You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.... Read the whole joke
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| 19 |
You might be a redneck if...car color
- The primary color of your car is "Bond-Q."... Read the whole joke
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| 20 |
You might be a redneck if...car race
- You go to a stock car race and don't need a program.... Read the whole joke
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| 21 |
You might be a redneck if...cars
- Less than half the cars you own run.... Read the whole joke
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| 22 |
You might be a redneck if...deer head
- Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.... Read the whole joke
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| 23 |
You might be a redneck if...goal
- Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.... Read the whole joke
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| 24 |
You might be a redneck if...ID
- Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.... Read the whole joke
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| 25 |
You might be a redneck if...jeans
- You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.... Read the whole joke
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