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Adults have learned
- |Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.... Read the whole joke
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At the public pool
- |The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool."Everyone knows," th... Read the whole joke
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Child sent to bed
- |A small boy is sent to bed by his father...[Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Ca... Read the whole joke
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Dad will never say
- |Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll h... Read the whole joke
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Defining teenagers
- |A Teenager is... A person who can't remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number. A we... Read the whole joke
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Delivering a baby
- |A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was so far out, there was no el... Read the whole joke
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Evolution of Mom
- |The Evolution of Mom Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each baby... Read the whole joke
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Expert on parenting
- |The following is a true story written by an educational psychologist and her experience on a plane.... Read the whole joke
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Go to the hospital
- |Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor... Read the whole joke
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Great first parent
- |The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the... Read the whole joke
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Grocery shopping
- |A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passe... Read the whole joke
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Guests for dinner
- |The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. H... Read the whole joke
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Have a first child
- |A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first c... Read the whole joke
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Household physics
- |Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as ev... Read the whole joke
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Kids tough question
- |Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father: Ok ask.... Read the whole joke
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Mom would never say
- |Things Mom Would Never Say"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?" "Yeah, I used to s... Read the whole joke
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Mom's new recipe
- |Mom's Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1 cup margarine in s... Read the whole joke
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Mothers taught us
- |Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your ne... Read the whole joke
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My wife is pregnant
- |A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two mi... Read the whole joke
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Naming your child
- |There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an acciden... Read the whole joke
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New family driver
- |Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and ... Read the whole joke
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Newest son-in-law
- |A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I... Read the whole joke
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Out of food supplies
- |With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs, our schedul... Read the whole joke
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Pass out in shock
- |The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone dialed ... Read the whole joke
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Shopping for goods
- |A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead. "D... Read the whole joke
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