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A big bird
- Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and took it out to the mountains to fly... Read the whole joke
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A caring son
- It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby hear... Read the whole joke
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A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes...
- A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks, a real mean ... Read the whole joke
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A game of golf
- A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner wearing a neck brace.He sat... Read the whole joke
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A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home...
- A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The... Read the whole joke
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A little girl was walking along a beach in California...
- A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a man with no clothes on a... Read the whole joke
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A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar...
- A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the ... Read the whole joke
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A really bad, terrible mistake
- Fred goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I want to be castrated." Doc says, "Look, I don't know... Read the whole joke
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A young girl sees her father in the shower...
- A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are. "Those are the Apples o... Read the whole joke
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A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt...
- A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for the summer. One morning the aunt and u... Read the whole joke
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Ashamed
- Two men and a woman were the sole survivors of a pleasure cruise shipthat sank in the Bermuda Triang... Read the whole joke
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Changed my mind!
- This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk down the street. They walk ha... Read the whole joke
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Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years...
- Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years. "So, how's life been for you?" Ed asked."Not too ... Read the whole joke
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Good fortune
- A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG ! He looks around: nobody'... Read the whole joke
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How did Captain Hook die?
- Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.... Read the whole joke
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I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with...
- I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it.So I said "Implants?"... Read the whole joke
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It finally dawned
- "How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man's broken leg."Well, ... Read the whole joke
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Mirror, mirror
- Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door... Read the whole joke
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Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro...
- Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100 bet on the side. "But," sa... Read the whole joke
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Paying bills
- Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, "I want to buy this material ... Read the whole joke
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St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven...
- St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, "You were a good woman. I'm giving y... Read the whole joke
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The blind date had not been all that great and...
- The blind date hadn't been all that great and she was relieved the evening was finally over. At he... Read the whole joke
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The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club...
- The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. "Hey, baby, would you help me 'raise my mast'?""No th... Read the whole joke
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The third wish
- A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp with a genie inside of it. The genie said,... Read the whole joke
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Think quality
- A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not only had she given ... Read the whole joke
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