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bone specialist
- He should study to be a bone specialist -- he has the head for it.... Read the whole joke
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Do you like my new jacket?
- Do you like my new jacket?It's great. Shame your body doesn't suit it, though.... Read the whole joke
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face like a million dollars
- You've a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!... Read the whole joke
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family vehicle
- your family is so poor.......... the family vehicle is a skateboard.... Read the whole joke
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| 5 |
Fireplace
- You're so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a match and your mom said, "Oh! who turne... Read the whole joke
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grammar correction
- A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side on a plane.The girl from Okl... Read the whole joke
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his mind
- He has one of those mighty minds -- mighty empty. He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is ... Read the whole joke
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| 8 |
How to Get A Good Night Sleep
- By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken. He finally pulled up to the ... Read the whole joke
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insults part 1
- He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He paid $500 to have his family tree s... Read the whole joke
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insults part 2
- He's so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He's never slept with his wife. He says it isn'... Read the whole joke
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| 11 |
Knock, Knock... George Washington
- Knock, knock! Who's there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn't y... Read the whole joke
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| 12 |
Moving
- I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.... Read the whole joke
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| 13 |
never forget a face
- I never forget a face!But in your case I'll make an exception!... Read the whole joke
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| 14 |
own mind
- He says he has a mind of his own. He's welcome to it-- who else would want it?... Read the whole joke
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| 15 |
pretty little head
- She has a pretty little head-- for a head, it's pretty little.... Read the whole joke
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| 16 |
Today is my daughter's 18th birthday...
- I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those pa... Read the whole joke
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| 17 |
Top 10 Reasons Why Hurricane Season is Like Christmas
- Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas 10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows) 9.... Read the whole joke
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| 18 |
trip from beauty parlor
- I've just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!... Read the whole joke
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| 19 |
Underwear is Important!
- Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle... From the NORTHWE... Read the whole joke
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| 20 |
Welfare
- A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi . . You ... Read the whole joke
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| 21 |
What's that thing on your Neck?
- Oh my God!!! What's that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it's just your head.... Read the whole joke
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| 22 |
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
- Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.... Read the whole joke
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| 23 |
yesterday's coffee
- She's like yesterday's coffee -- a little weak in the bean.... Read the whole joke
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| 24 |
Yo Family Is So Poor...
- Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roachand your wh... Read the whole joke
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you are so stupid...
- You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed... Read the whole joke
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