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37 mating positions
- What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display with a sign saying "Newl... Read the whole joke
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A bad day
- There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays like that for half-... Read the whole joke
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A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down...
- A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the... Read the whole joke
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A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet...
- A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to r... Read the whole joke
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A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady...
- A carpet-layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady.He stepped out for a smoke, only to re... Read the whole joke
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A closer call
- The Pilots One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting ... Read the whole joke
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A college professor's going to bed with his wife...
- A college professor's going to bed with his wife. He's not that tired, so he's gonna stay awake and ... Read the whole joke
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A construction worker was whistling...
- A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by the construc... Read the whole joke
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A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late one...
- A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile Indians. This presen... Read the whole joke
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A customer walks into a pharmacy...
- A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains th... Read the whole joke
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A dancing duck
- A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On th... Read the whole joke
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A department store had to call off its special...
- A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because of a conflict -- its Ch... Read the whole joke
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A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium...
- A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight. He began to speak... Read the whole joke
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A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf...
- A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf every day. First thing Monday morning, h... Read the whole joke
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A fortune teller
- A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller's tent. Thinking it w... Read the whole joke
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A girl and an elephant
- Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in bedbeside her.She said "I must ha... Read the whole joke
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A girl called the police department and reported that...
- A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The officer who answer... Read the whole joke
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A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated...
- A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated sideby side on an airplane. The girl from Tex... Read the whole joke
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A group of third, fourth and fifth graders...
- A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went on a field trip... Read the whole joke
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A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge...
- A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is met by a bouncer who te... Read the whole joke
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A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week...
- A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. A couple ... Read the whole joke
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A guy says to a salesgirl...
- A guy says to a salesgirl, "I want to buy some toilet paper."She says, "What color?"He says, "Just g... Read the whole joke
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A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch...
- A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch. When they reach their deer blinds, the guy says, ... Read the whole joke
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A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman...
- A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, "Can I have a dozen condoms, Miss... Read the whole joke
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A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball...
- A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who was wearing a map of Te... Read the whole joke
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