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A definition of God
- A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, n... Read the whole joke
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A man lay sprawled across three entire seats...
- A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and notice... Read the whole joke
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A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter...
- A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: "What does the cow say?... Read the whole joke
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Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making...
- Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great composers.... Read the whole joke
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BMW thinks of everything
- On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the ... Read the whole joke
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Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of...
- Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers "coming out"?They're called "dykeees". ... Read the whole joke
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Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
- Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and... Read the whole joke
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Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with...
- Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It seems that no-one els... Read the whole joke
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Do the math
- The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and said,... Read the whole joke
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Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead...
- Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining than Frank S... Read the whole joke
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Good news and bad news
- The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul emerges from... Read the whole joke
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Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
- Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rea... Read the whole joke
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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car?
- Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car? Neither has he.... Read the whole joke
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Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps...
- Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using t... Read the whole joke
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How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
- How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on the little hand.... Read the whole joke
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How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
- How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.... Read the whole joke
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I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor...
- I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play th... Read the whole joke
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I went past a plastic surgeon's shop...
- I went past a plastic surgeon's shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson picking his nose.... Read the whole joke
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If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated...
- If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent by Mari... Read the whole joke
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Iraqi TV Guide
- Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 ... Read the whole joke
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Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant...
- Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that he fasten his... Read the whole joke
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Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter...
- Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: "Oh dear, what happened to you?" D... Read the whole joke
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Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks...
- Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"After thinking for a moment, h... Read the whole joke
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Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what...
- Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best... find a woman with whom he may "c... Read the whole joke
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Movie Ratings Explained
- G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy gets the girl.X: Everybody ... Read the whole joke
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