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A blonde detective
- |A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skill... Read the whole joke
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A missing person
- |Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door neighbor, to... Read the whole joke
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A prisoner with skills
- |Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards... Read the whole joke
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A story behind a gun
- |Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members of his mob, ... Read the whole joke
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All the strange names
- |One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when Trouble suddenly hurled h... Read the whole joke
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An FBI investigation
- |The phone rings at FBI headquarters."Hello? I'm calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He is hidi... Read the whole joke
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Better prison foods
- |Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)--In what legal observers are already calling ... Read the whole joke
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Blonde avoiding trees
- |A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver."Mam, ... Read the whole joke
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Breaking into a house
- |A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house th... Read the whole joke
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| 10 |
Catch a drunk driver
- |Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.The pa... Read the whole joke
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Catching the shoplifter
- |A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen... Read the whole joke
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Caught for speeding
- |The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window."I've... Read the whole joke
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Charged for speeding
- |A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of cars all traveling at the ... Read the whole joke
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Chatting on the plane
- |A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a conversation with his seat mate."I... Read the whole joke
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Criminal steals lumber
- |A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer. In the confessional he admitted that for y... Read the whole joke
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| 16 |
Crying about his life
- |Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying. A policeman noticed thi... Read the whole joke
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| 17 |
Dealing with a juggler
- |Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doing i... Read the whole joke
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| 18 |
Dealing with criminals
- |A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wi... Read the whole joke
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Dealing with trouble
- |A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance" turned ou... Read the whole joke
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| 20 |
Debate the stop sign
- |A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot of grief explaining t... Read the whole joke
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Disorderly conduct
- |Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park.Judge: ... Read the whole joke
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Do you have a bias?
- |A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled her over for speeding... Read the whole joke
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Don't arrest the judge
- |A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former ... Read the whole joke
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Don't say this to a cop
- |The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.20. I can't reach my license unless yo... Read the whole joke
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Excuse for speeding
- |A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks for the driver's license, the driv... Read the whole joke
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