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A blind man is standing at the corner...
- A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when ... Read the whole joke
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A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog...
- A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes the dogs leash & starts swingin... Read the whole joke
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A boy and girl octopus out on a date...
- A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm in arm in arm in arm...... Read the whole joke
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A dangerous job
- This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book for a gori... Read the whole joke
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A dog walks into a butcher shop...
- A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He walks up to the meat case a... Read the whole joke
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A Duck walks into a bar...
- A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we don't have any bread[After a ... Read the whole joke
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A duck walks into a general store...
- A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,"Gotany fresh fruit?""No.""Got any fresh vege... Read the whole joke
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A fair warning
- Tourist guide at zoo: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to roam the lan... Read the whole joke
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A farmer comes home with a lively young bull...
- A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen on sad days. He's letting... Read the whole joke
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A German shepherd went to a Western Union office...
- A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and wrote, "Woof..woof..woof.... Read the whole joke
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A gruesome murder
- A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um,... Read the whole joke
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says...
- A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Listen," he says to the bartender. "If i show you the m... Read the whole joke
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A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot...
- A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows him two beautiful ones out on t... Read the whole joke
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A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow...
- A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He ... Read the whole joke
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A horse walks into a bar...
- A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: "So, why the long face?"... Read the whole joke
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A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel...
- A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around when up comes a ... Read the whole joke
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A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly...
- A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort, he reaches the top, jumps... Read the whole joke
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A lusty camel
- A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out in the desert. There was only one c... Read the whole joke
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A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus...
- A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says "I'll bet $50 that no one here has a musical i... Read the whole joke
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A man in a state of excessive inebriation...
- A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle range booth and threw down... Read the whole joke
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A man running a little behind schedule arrives...
- A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in to watch the movie that... Read the whole joke
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| 22 |
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park...
- A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he's there, he runs in to his old friend. The two ... Read the whole joke
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A man takes his sick dog to the vet...
- A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog ontothe the operating table, looks down a... Read the whole joke
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A man took his Rottweiler to the vet...
- A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for... Read the whole joke
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A miserable rooster
- A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and ... Read the whole joke
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