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...clamp...
- "...clamp...sponge...scalpel...oops..."... Read the whole joke
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A construction worker goes to the doctor and says...
- A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated."The doctor examines him fo... Read the whole joke
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| 3 |
A definition of psychiatrist
- A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can't stand the sight of blood.... Read the whole joke
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| 4 |
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary...
- A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary problems some of his fellow dentists were fac... Read the whole joke
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| 5 |
A doctor fell into a well once...
- A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and leave the well alone.... Read the whole joke
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| 6 |
A dyslexic nurse
- Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. "She's incrediblydumb. ... Read the whole joke
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A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa...
- A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa. When he came back, his colleagues asked him how it had... Read the whole joke
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| 8 |
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man...
- A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He wa... Read the whole joke
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| 9 |
A girl goes to the doctor...
- A girl goes to the doctor. She says, "Doc, I'm freakin' out...I'm freakin' out...my pee's coming out... Read the whole joke
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| 10 |
A large difference
- A man went to the doctor's. The doctor came in and said,"Well, I've got some good news and some bad ... Read the whole joke
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| 11 |
A little change
- The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said:"Since we are the best of friends, I would... Read the whole joke
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| 12 |
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center...
- A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: "What are you doing here today?"... Read the whole joke
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| 13 |
A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad...
- A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad. After a thorough examination the doctor call... Read the whole joke
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| 14 |
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up...
- A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One of the nurses gave him a rectal t... Read the whole joke
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| 15 |
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist...
- A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in room 27. She goes and... Read the whole joke
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| 16 |
A man walks in to a doctors office...
- A man walks in to a doctors office and says, "Doctor you must help me. I have AIDS." The doctor ... Read the whole joke
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| 17 |
A man walks into a doctor office
- A man walks into a doctor's office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a ba... Read the whole joke
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| 18 |
A man walks into a doctor's office with a...
- A man walks into a doctor's office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor: How did this happen?Frog: I... Read the whole joke
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| 19 |
A man went to the doctor to get a physical...
- A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him, he told the man he hadsome... Read the whole joke
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| 20 |
A memory problem
- Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember anything!Doctor: So, since when d... Read the whole joke
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| 21 |
A mute was walking down the street one day...
- A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend ofhis, also a mute. In sign la... Read the whole joke
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| 22 |
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed...
- A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, "I heard you died.""But you see I'm alive ," smiled the f... Read the whole joke
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| 23 |
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor...
- A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling of fullness in her ... Read the whole joke
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| 24 |
A serious condition
- A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home from work. As ... Read the whole joke
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A Short History of Medicine
- A Short History of MedicineI have an earache...2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.1000 A.D. - That root... Read the whole joke
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