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A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy...
- A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travelbag onto the plane. Helped... Read the whole joke
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A delicacy
- An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sippin... Read the whole joke
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A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City...
- A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many pa... Read the whole joke
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A great way to spend eternity
- A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of the highest mountains in the Ame... Read the whole joke
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A group of Americans was touring Ireland...
- A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group was a real curmudgeon, const... Read the whole joke
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A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines...
- A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son, who had been loo... Read the whole joke
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A passenger announcement.
- This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six, seven, eigh... Read the whole joke
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A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport...
- A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude, the c... Read the whole joke
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Alaskan tourism
- If you are considering doing some camping this summer, please note the following public serviceannou... Read the whole joke
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Bathroom control
- One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As they ride along, Pablo smel... Read the whole joke
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Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
- Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were REALLY pissed off when they f... Read the whole joke
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El delicatassen
- Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7" Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 7... Read the whole joke
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Fly out of Genoa
- They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.It's called Genitalia.Sent by maria... Read the whole joke
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Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna
- Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don't have a sense of humor? ... Read the whole joke
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From a Southwest Airlines employee....
- From a Southwest Airlines employee...."Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your ... Read the whole joke
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Happens
- For all of you out there who've had to deal with an irate customer, this oneis for you. It's a class... Read the whole joke
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Helpful advice for travellers
- Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you.B... Read the whole joke
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How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
- Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!... Read the whole joke
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I am called a Princess
- The United Airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who seeme... Read the whole joke
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Magician and Parrot
- Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would... Read the whole joke
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My car
- A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down. He jumps out and starts fiddling under... Read the whole joke
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Noisy stuff
- Radar: "Flight 1234, for noise abatement turn right 45 degrees."Pilot: "Roger, but we are at 35,000 ... Read the whole joke
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Pilot to tower...
- Pilot to tower . . . pilot to tower . . . I am 300 miles from land . . .600 feet over water . . . an... Read the whole joke
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Playing tabla
- Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on the beach facing downwards on his stomach &... Read the whole joke
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Room Service
- This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in Asia. It was reco... Read the whole joke
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