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Abortion Bill
- Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah thought ah paid it!... Read the whole joke
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Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
- One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He was tired of the city, so he told his... Read the whole joke
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Chief wants beer!
- An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a 10-litre bucket of manure in... Read the whole joke
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Clinton and the Beer Cans
- Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, "There's one thing I want you to know.... Read the whole joke
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Genie and the Taliban
- Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking together one day. They c... Read the whole joke
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George W - College Days
- George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing spin control on his pas... Read the whole joke
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George W. Bush at a press conference
- A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: "Many say the only reason why you would be... Read the whole joke
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Hillary and Bill at baseball game
- Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone is yelling and screaming. ... Read the whole joke
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I want to become a politician
- I want to become a politician when I grow up so I've made a list of skills I want to aquire, butI've... Read the whole joke
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Iraqi tv-guide
- Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBe... Read the whole joke
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Jesus's Ethnicity
- Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father's business.2. He lived at home until the age ... Read the whole joke
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Lying Politicians
- A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the... Read the whole joke
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Made in Canada
- President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!" ... Read the whole joke
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New Ruling
- The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington DC this Christmassea... Read the whole joke
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Osama Bin Laden joke
- Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush...... Read the whole joke
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Russian War College
- At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the... Read the whole joke
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Stupid Funny Quotes
- "Things are more like they are now than they have ever been." --President Gerald Ford "My fellow ast... Read the whole joke
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Taliban Tank
- How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it... Read the whole joke
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The 10 Commandments in Ebonics
- 1. I be God. Don' be dissin me. 2. Don' be makin hood ornaments outa me or nothin in my crib. 3. Don... Read the whole joke
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Things Found Only In America
- 1. Only in America...... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.2. Only in America..... Read the whole joke
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Weapons of Mass Destruction
- A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:"Mr President, how do we know... Read the whole joke
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What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.'s
- Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.'s? A. Drool.... Read the whole joke
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