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"What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?"
- "What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?""Popeye beat the shit out of him!"... Read the whole joke
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A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit...
- A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's ... Read the whole joke
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A catholic lithany
- A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New York City.He lies dying on the sidewalk as a cro... Read the whole joke
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A crowd had gathered around a whore and...
- A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her.Jesus stepped in front of her a... Read the whole joke
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A dangerous animal
- The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the p... Read the whole joke
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A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when...
- A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised whenconfronted by a room full of beautiful blondes and... Read the whole joke
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A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began...
- A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be muchin the news, Mrs. Moskowitz said to... Read the whole joke
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A fine sermon
- A man finally goes with his wife to church. The man was so impressedwith the preacher's sermon he s... Read the whole joke
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A Friend's Prayer
- A Friend's PrayerMay the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person whoscrews up you... Read the whole joke
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A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg...
- A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night at a fashionable re... Read the whole joke
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A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident...
- A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in line to see St. Peter at the P... Read the whole joke
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A little sports match
- "...And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We'll be right back... Read the whole joke
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A Lutheran minister is driving down...
- A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and he's stopped in Connecticu... Read the whole joke
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A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi...
- A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot from the lake shore. Th... Read the whole joke
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| 15 |
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items...
- A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register he saw a display of c... Read the whole joke
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| 16 |
A man was leaving church one day...
- A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door (as he always is) to shake han... Read the whole joke
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A minister was asked by a politician...
- A minister was asked by a politician,"Name something the government can do to help the church."The m... Read the whole joke
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A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday...
- A pastor in Maine skipped services one Sunday to go bear hunting.Along the trail he turned a corner ... Read the whole joke
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A preacher was completing a temperance sermon...
- A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer... Read the whole joke
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| 20 |
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue...
- A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from each other. Since their... Read the whole joke
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| 21 |
A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock...
- A priest was vested in his surplus and cassock ready to process at the beginning of the service. His... Read the whole joke
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| 22 |
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train...
- A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans over and asks, "So how hig... Read the whole joke
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A stupid dog
- While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie, wa... Read the whole joke
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A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates...
- Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Pet... Read the whole joke
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A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist...
- A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day... Read the whole joke
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