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Waiter jokes - 16854
- Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup! Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!... Read the whole joke
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Waiter jokes - 16855
- A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat. "Are you crazy?... Read the whole joke
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Waiter jokes - 16856
- Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" 1st customer: "I'll have tea." 2nd customer: "Me, too - and ... Read the whole joke
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Waiter jokes - 16857
- Waiter, waiter, do you have frog's legs? Certainly, Sir! Well hop over here and get me a sandw... Read the whole joke
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Waiter jokes - 16858
- Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their... Read the whole joke
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Waiter jokes - 25772
- Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard.... Read the whole joke
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Waiter jokes - 25773
- Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir... Read the whole joke
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Waiter jokes - 25774
- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.... Read the whole joke
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Waiter jokes - 25775
- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.... Read the whole joke
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| 10 |
Waiter jokes - 25776
- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one.... Read the whole joke
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Waiter jokes - 25777
- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!... Read the whole joke
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Waiter jokes - 25778
- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Force of habit, sir. Our chef used to be a tailor.... Read the whole joke
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Waiter jokes - 25779
- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Couldn't be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin brea... Read the whole joke
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| 14 |
Waiter jokes - 25780
- Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.... Read the whole joke
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| 15 |
Waiter jokes - 25781
- Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other ... Read the whole joke
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Waiter jokes - 25782
- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear ... Read the whole joke
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Waiter jokes - 25783
- Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup! Then we've served you too much soup, the fly should be... Read the whole joke
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| 18 |
Waiter jokes - 25784
- Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup! Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them.... Read the whole joke
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Waiter jokes - 25785
- Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup! What do you expect for $1 - a live one?... Read the whole joke
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Waiter jokes - 25786
- Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? It's fly soup sir!... Read the whole joke
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| 21 |
Waiter jokes - 25787
- Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup. Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off.... Read the whole joke
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Waiter jokes - 25788
- Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream. I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream... Read the whole joke
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Waiter jokes - 25789
- Waiter, what is this stuff? That's bean salad sir. I know what it's been, but what is it now?... Read the whole joke
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Waiter jokes - 25790
- Waiter, I can't seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup. Would you expect to find angels i... Read the whole joke
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Waiter jokes - 25791
- Waiter, your tie is in my soup! That's all right, sir, it's not shrinkable.... Read the whole joke
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