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Vampire jokes - 16839
- Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood.... Read the whole joke
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Vampire jokes - 16840
- Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies? He used to keep it in his back p... Read the whole joke
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Vampire jokes - 16841
- What is Dracula's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.... Read the whole joke
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Vampire jokes - 16842
- When the picture of the vampire's grandmother crashed to the floor in the middle of the night wh... Read the whole joke
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Vampire jokes - 16843
- What is a vampire's favourite soup ? Scream of mushroom !... Read the whole joke
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Vampire jokes - 25433
- What happened to the two mad vampires? They both went a little batty.... Read the whole joke
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Vampire jokes - 25434
- What do vampires cross the sea in? Blood vessels.... Read the whole joke
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Vampire jokes - 25435
- What do vampire footballers have at half-time? Blood oranges.... Read the whole joke
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Vampire jokes - 25436
- Why did the vampire take up acting? It was in his blood.... Read the whole joke
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Vampire jokes - 25437
- Who plays center forward for the vampire football team? The ghoulscorer.... Read the whole joke
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Vampire jokes - 25438
- Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge? Ghouldilocks.... Read the whole joke
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Vampire jokes - 25439
- Which vampire tried to eat James Bond? Ghouldfinger.... Read the whole joke
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Vampire jokes - 25440
- When do vampires bite you? On Wincedays.... Read the whole joke
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Vampire jokes - 25441
- Why did the vampire enjoy ballroom dancing? He could really get into the vaultz.... Read the whole joke
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Vampire jokes - 25442
- What is the first thing that vampires learn at school? The alphabat.... Read the whole joke
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Vampire jokes - 25443
- Why is Hollywood full of vampires? They need someone to play the bit parts.... Read the whole joke
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Vampire jokes - 25444
- Why wouldn't the vampire eat his soup? It clotted.... Read the whole joke
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Vampire jokes - 25445
- Why was the young vampire a failure? Because he fainted at the sight of blood.... Read the whole joke
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Vampire jokes - 25446
- What is the vampire's favorite slogan? Please Give Blood Generously.... Read the whole joke
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Vampire jokes - 25447
- How does a vampire clean his house? With a victim cleaner.... Read the whole joke
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Vampire jokes - 25453
- What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower? A bat mat.... Read the whole joke
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Vampire jokes - 25454
- What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula.... Read the whole joke
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Vampire jokes - 25455
- What is a vampire's favorite sport? Batminton.... Read the whole joke
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Vampire jokes - 25456
- Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves cross.... Read the whole joke
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Vampire jokes - 25457
- Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart? He had loved in vein.... Read the whole joke
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