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Parent jokes - 16754
- Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by eleven o'clock." She said, "But Father, I'm... Read the whole joke
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Parent jokes - 16755
- With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs, our sc... Read the whole joke
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Parent jokes - 16756
- A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two... Read the whole joke
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Parent jokes - 16757
- A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their fi... Read the whole joke
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Parent jokes - 16758
- The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone ... Read the whole joke
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Parent jokes - 24099
- When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples ... Read the whole joke
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Parent jokes - 24100
- On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent-education seminars I co... Read the whole joke
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Parent jokes - 24101
- For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her gran... Read the whole joke
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Parent jokes - 24102
- A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead.... Read the whole joke
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Parent jokes - 24103
- Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions. Son: Father, Can I ask you a question? Father... Read the whole joke
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Parent jokes - 24104
- For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sist... Read the whole joke
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Parent jokes - 24105
- Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in ... Read the whole joke
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Parent jokes - 24106
- There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an acci... Read the whole joke
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Parent jokes - 24107
- A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there wa... Read the whole joke
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Parent jokes - 24108
- There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him ... Read the whole joke
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Parent jokes - 24109
- A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever se... Read the whole joke
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Parent jokes - 24110
- A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they pa... Read the whole joke
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Parent jokes - 24111
- The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool. "Everyone kno... Read the whole joke
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Parent jokes - 24112
- Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, a... Read the whole joke
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Parent jokes - 24113
- A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and no... Read the whole joke
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Parent jokes - 24114
- A small boy is sent to bed by his father... [Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" ... Read the whole joke
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Parent jokes - 24115
- Q: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? A: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.... Read the whole joke
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Parent jokes - 24116
- What do young ghosts call their parents? Deady and Mummy.... Read the whole joke
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Parent jokes - 24117
- When is a parent like a child? When he's a miner.... Read the whole joke
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Parent jokes - 24118
- What's another name for an parent? Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.... Read the whole joke
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