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King Kong jokes - 16682
- After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "... Read the whole joke
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King Kong jokes - 16683
- Why did King Kong join the army? To learn about gorilla warfare.... Read the whole joke
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King Kong jokes - 16684
- What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!... Read the whole joke
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King Kong jokes - 16685
- What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben? He found time-consuming.... Read the whole joke
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King Kong jokes - 16686
- What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog? A monster that climbs up the Empire S... Read the whole joke
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King Kong jokes - 22617
- What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong.... Read the whole joke
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King Kong jokes - 22618
- How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it? With a monkey wrench.... Read the whole joke
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King Kong jokes - 22619
- If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? ... Read the whole joke
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King Kong jokes - 22620
- What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything? King Kong's shadow.... Read the whole joke
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King Kong jokes - 22621
- What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman.... Read the whole joke
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King Kong jokes - 22622
- Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong.... Read the whole joke
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King Kong jokes - 22623
- What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm... Read the whole joke
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King Kong jokes - 22624
- Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong? He didn't like Chinese food.... Read the whole joke
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King Kong jokes - 22625
- Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a ... Read the whole joke
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King Kong jokes - 22626
- What is big, hairy and can fly faster than sound? King Koncord.... Read the whole joke
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King Kong jokes - 22627
- If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because he's a beef-eat... Read the whole joke
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King Kong jokes - 22628
- What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.... Read the whole joke
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King Kong jokes - 22629
- What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get... Read the whole joke
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King Kong jokes - 22630
- Where does King Kong sleep? Anywhere he wants to.... Read the whole joke
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King Kong jokes - 22631
- What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas.... Read the whole joke
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King Kong jokes - 22632
- What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just don't monkey with him.... Read the whole joke
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King Kong jokes - 22633
- What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A flat mate.... Read the whole joke
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King Kong jokes - 22634
- What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano? A flat note.... Read the whole joke
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King Kong jokes - 22635
- What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A flat miner.... Read the whole joke
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King Kong jokes - 22636
- Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.... Read the whole joke
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