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Face jokes - 16577
- What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face? A mousetache.... Read the whole joke
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Face jokes - 16578
- Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream. "What's that for?" she asked.... Read the whole joke
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Face jokes - 16579
- What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the p... Read the whole joke
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Face jokes - 16580
- Fred: You have the face of a saint. Jill: Really? Which one? Fred: A Saint Bernard.... Read the whole joke
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Face jokes - 16581
- Fred: You've got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No, it's roamin' all over your... Read the whole joke
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Face jokes - 20848
- Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the s... Read the whole joke
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Face jokes - 20849
- I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.... Read the whole joke
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Face jokes - 20850
- Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one ... Read the whole joke
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Face jokes - 20851
- Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up. Harry: Do you think so? Fred: Yes. It's so thick that... Read the whole joke
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Face jokes - 20852
- Wife to Husband: I'll have you know I've got the face of a teenager! Husband to Wife: Then you... Read the whole joke
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Face jokes - 20853
- Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Don't worry, I don't expec... Read the whole joke
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Face jokes - 20854
- Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle? Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face, yes.... Read the whole joke
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Face jokes - 20855
- You can read his mind in his face. Yes, it's usually a complete blank.... Read the whole joke
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Face jokes - 20856
- First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face. Second Witch:... Read the whole joke
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Face jokes - 20857
- How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face? I forgot to wet the soap.... Read the whole joke
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Face jokes - 20858
- Boy monster: You've got a face like a million dollars ! Girl monster: Have I really ? Boy mons... Read the whole joke
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Face jokes - 20859
- My teacher's got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.... Read the whole joke
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Face jokes - 20860
- Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast. Henry: If you're so smart, wha... Read the whole joke
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Face jokes - 20861
- What is the hottest part of a man's face? His sideburns.... Read the whole joke
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Face jokes - 20862
- Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it is the scenter (centre).... Read the whole joke
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Face jokes - 20863
- Why is your face all scratched ? My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really, ... Read the whole joke
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Face jokes - 20864
- Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.... Read the whole joke
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Face jokes - 20865
- I don't know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.... Read the whole joke
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Face jokes - 20866
- Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked th... Read the whole joke
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Face jokes - 20867
- Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!... Read the whole joke
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