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Baby jokes - 16387
- What does a baby computer call his father? Data.... Read the whole joke
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Baby jokes - 16388
- Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world? She didn't push the pram -... Read the whole joke
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Baby jokes - 16389
- What was the policeman's baby's first words ? Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !... Read the whole joke
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Baby jokes - 16390
- Knock knock. Who's there? Baby Owl. Baby Owl who? Baby Owl see you later, baby not.... Read the whole joke
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Baby jokes - 16391
- How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.... Read the whole joke
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Baby jokes - 17447
- What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.... Read the whole joke
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Baby jokes - 17448
- What do baby pythons play with? Rattle-snakes.... Read the whole joke
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Baby jokes - 17449
- What would you get if you crossed a new-born snake with a basketball? A bouncing baby boa.... Read the whole joke
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Baby jokes - 17450
- What is a baby bee? A little humbug.... Read the whole joke
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Baby jokes - 17451
- Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-s... Read the whole joke
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Baby jokes - 17452
- How did the witch almost lose her baby? She didn't take it far enough into the woods.... Read the whole joke
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Baby jokes - 17453
- What are baby witches called? Halloweenies.... Read the whole joke
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Baby jokes - 17454
- Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.... Read the whole joke
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Baby jokes - 17455
- Knock knock. Who's there? Underwear. Underwear who? Underwear my baby is tonight?... Read the whole joke
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Baby jokes - 17456
- My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as he's healthy.... Read the whole joke
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Baby jokes - 17457
- Fred: My mum's having a new baby. Drew: What's wrong with the old one?... Read the whole joke
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Baby jokes - 17458
- Cry Baby - by Liza Weeping... Read the whole joke
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Baby jokes - 17459
- What is a baby: A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of respo... Read the whole joke
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Baby jokes - 17460
- Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to s... Read the whole joke
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Baby jokes - 17461
- It can't go on! It can't go on! What can't go on? This baby's vest ? it's too small for me.... Read the whole joke
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Baby jokes - 17462
- Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this on... Read the whole joke
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Baby jokes - 17463
- Mum, are the Smiths very poor people? I don't think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask? Because they ma... Read the whole joke
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Baby jokes - 17464
- Daddy, daddy, can I have another glass of water, please? But that's the tenth one I've given y... Read the whole joke
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Baby jokes - 17465
- Doctor, doctor, my baby's swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pas... Read the whole joke
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Baby jokes - 17466
- A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. "Well, Skip," sai... Read the whole joke
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