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Losing my wife\\\'s love.
- "I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love," the husband told the counselor."Has she started to neglect you?" "Not at a...Read the whole joke
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Dear Abby
- Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q: Dear Abby,What can I do about my ...Read the whole joke
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The Facelift
- A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000 and felt really good about the result. On her way ...Read the whole joke
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The Old Lady & the Cashier
- A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check ...Read the whole joke
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Oh Baby!
- A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be pres...Read the whole joke
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Too many beers.
- So I said "Hey man, that's my beer."Then he says, "No man, that's my beer." Then the beers say, "No man, we're our own b...Read the whole joke
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Father
- Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer pulled them over and went up to the vehicle. He th...Read the whole joke
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Sprinklers
- Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next time you get a chance, It goes - spic.....Read the whole joke
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Energizer Bunny arrested!
- Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery....Read the whole joke
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Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
- This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the vender, "Give me one with everything".So the vender ma...Read the whole joke
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Andy is God\\\'s son
- A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint Peter...He first tells her that the only way she can ...Read the whole joke
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Why God Doesn\\\'t Have a PhD
- Why God Doesn't Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was in Hebrew.3. It had no references.4. It wasn't...Read the whole joke
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Confusion
- What's the difference between a duck?One of it's legs is both the same.(just say it to confuse people)...Read the whole joke
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Hit Television Shows in Iraq
- Hit Television Shows in Iraq:"Husseinfeld" "Mad About Everything" "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed" "Suddenly Sanctions" ...Read the whole joke
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Relief
- How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T...Read the whole joke
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Light bulb
- How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?a: What's a light bulb?...Read the whole joke
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Joggers
- A nude jogger was running past two old women.One had a stroke, the other missed!...Read the whole joke
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The Frog Scientist
- There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond to commands.He tells a frog to jump. The frog...Read the whole joke
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Man, Woman, Santa?
- Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car driving down the road and there is a fatal accident....Read the whole joke
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Snowman and a vampire?
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!...Read the whole joke
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Stevie Wonder\\\'s Wife
- Q. Have u ever saw Stevie Wonders wife? A. No PUNCHLINE: Neither has he....Read the whole joke
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Why do blonds where underwear?
- Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm....Read the whole joke
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Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
- Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by God...."Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this ca...Read the whole joke
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You\\\'re a Redneck if...
- You Might Be A Redneck... ...If your dad walks u to school 'cause you're in the same grade! ...If u mow the grass and fi...Read the whole joke
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Dairy queen--whopper
- How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!...Read the whole joke
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